TREEhugger101 (2014-04-13 18:16:01)

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How am I not in jail?

Simple. My school is pretty loose around rules for one thing. And secondly, these events happen over the course of quite a few years. They're rare. For example, the yardstick beating and hockey stick incident only happened in 4th and 5th grade.
Pentagram and pot incident happened a few months ago.
Mop incident was in 8th grade.

I had clean years, too.

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Mercenary (2014-04-13 18:19:15)

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Yeah, once, I sexually harassed a girl.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-04-13 18:21:22)

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Mercenary, do you know how emotionally traumatizing that could be?

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Mercenary (2014-04-13 18:25:18)

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No, I honestly don't care.

Though, it wasn't really sexual harassment.

Girl: Go f*ck yourself.

Me: Wanna watch?

Girl: EWWWW NOOO GO F*CK YOURSELF!!!

Me: Would you like to join?

I swear, that's EXACTLY what happened.

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Mercenary (2014-04-13 18:25:47)

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Lol.

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Mercenary (2014-04-13 18:29:54)

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Yeah, but they counted it as sexual harassment. The girl's parents threatened to report me to the authorities.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-04-13 18:30:53)

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Ew.

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Mercenary (2014-04-13 18:31:41)

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Honestly, it was the funniest day of my life.

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-04-13 22:40:16)

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Nope. Never.

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