SackThing101 (2014-06-26 03:22:51)

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*looks a few pages down*

I found a love story that's worse than Twilight, guys.

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-26 03:26:34)

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Olaf is love, Olaf is life

>I was only nine years old...

>I loved Frozen so much, and I had all of the merchandise.

>One character caught my eye, however; Olaf.

>Every night before being a d-bag and listening to Frozen songs 24/7, I'd pray to Olaf.

>One night, my dad came in my room. He called me a dumbass and kicked me in the balls.

>I'm crying now, and I feel hot in bed.

>I feel an icy hand on my leg.

>Olaf was there.

>I was so happy! Olaf whispered in my ear "There's snow way out..."

>The snowy figure penetrated my ass. It's freezing and I have frostbite, but I'll do it for Olaf.

>Olaf laughed a jolly laugh, as he filled my butt with his carrot.

>My dad walked in, and said "wtf".

>Olaf looked at him, straight in the eyes and spoke "This is snow game..." before evaporating into a snow-like mist out the window.

>I am eleven now.

>My dad praises Olaf now, with me.

>Every night, we ask Olaf to please us.

>That night, I sighed and spoke as he was filling my ass with snow "Olaf is love... I say; Olaf... is life."

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ursaminor (2014-06-26 06:05:56)

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> I walk into the freakin' closet with a katana and slice every single head off.







> And then I buttrape a corpse.

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Levijw (2014-06-26 08:10:20)

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"And SonicMobian sees my shirt off as Applejack and I make out, with her slimy wet horse tongue in my mouth."
@mega Oh? o-o And what happened next? 0-0

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SonicMobian (2014-06-26 14:25:07)

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Well, if you read all the commets you see, e3e

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PhantomR (2014-06-26 14:33:50)

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#Sexytiemz

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SonicMobian (2014-06-26 16:06:00)

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#Yessir

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little5 (2014-06-26 16:06:44)

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#no

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BioshockFan64 (2014-06-26 17:05:06)

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#applejackhasabigbutt

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Nin10dude789 (2014-06-26 18:13:25)

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Lol

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BioshockFan64 (2014-06-26 18:17:29)

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#SunnySundownMakesTheBestHumanAJEver

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SonicMobian (2014-06-26 18:51:18)

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> Wakes up with a scream

> "Just... Just a bad dream..." 0-0

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BioshockFan64 (2014-06-26 18:52:48)

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> And then the Mane 6 sleeps on SonicMobian's bed.

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SonicMobian (2014-06-26 18:54:04)

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> Not againnn

> Wakes up with a scream

> "2 Dreams? Weird..."

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BioshockFan64 (2014-06-26 18:57:16)

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>And then wakes up and relizes he's in Equestria and a pony.

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