UnhingedTool (2015-09-25 00:50:13)

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Title says all.

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UnhingedTool (2015-09-25 01:00:02)

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I have three. The third one is my g-mas dog, so I only have two. My dog is a big baby, and begs too much. And he follows my mom everywhere, and when she leaves to go somwhere, he gets all sad and depressed and hides under my moms bed.

And for my cat. I let him outside, five minutes later, he wants in, and when he scratches at the door, it makes this annoying squeaking sound. All he does is come in and out constantly.

My grandmas dog just bites too much.

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Nemesis (2015-09-25 01:03:39)

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My dog Lilah always pulls down my towels and laundry out of the basket and drags them in the hall.

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TheIronMadden (2015-09-25 02:19:50)

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I don't have a pet. However, I do want to get a pet scorpion when I move out.

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Lani (2015-09-25 02:31:16)

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My cat pokes me with his razor claws when he wants pets.

My other cat lays in front of cars and won't get up when you want to drive past.

My chinchilla pushes my hand away when I try to pet him.

My dog sends mixed messages when he wants to play...I'll reach for his toy but he'll run away with it. I won't do anything and he'll lay the toy next to me like he wants me to throw it, but I'll reach for it and he'll grab it and run.

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Nemesis (2015-09-25 04:03:53)

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My dog Lottie always climbs on my lap like she's a lap dog or something. She's a hound/chocolate lab. She ain't small.

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little5 (2015-09-25 04:34:58)

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My hamster won't chew his chews.

My fish die too soon. ):

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Nemesis (2015-09-25 04:53:08)

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Is fishes a word? Is it my fishes, or my fish?

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UnhingedTool (2015-09-25 04:54:35)

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I think its just fish.

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Naira (2015-09-25 05:45:21)

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I don't have a pet.

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Nutsy (2015-09-25 11:51:25)

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I hate it when they call me dad.

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AntiChrist (2015-09-25 12:10:24)

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A daily mild inconvenience I have to deal with is when I get home from school and go inside. My dogs hear ms putting in the key and unlocking the door, so I have to try to beat them so they aren't waiting at the door to block me from getting inside. Sometimes they try to get outside the house. My dog Gretchen always runs off outside somewhere and makes me catch her if she gets outside and realizes sh e doesn't have on her shock colar.

My dog Sandy doesn't do anything besides block me from getting in the house in the afternoon. Gretchen, however, always tries to steal my food. Whenever I'm eating, she jumps on my lap like a cat. She's way too big to sit on people's laps.

They are both awesome.

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XxFuzzballxX (2015-10-02 03:48:32)

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when my cats meow a lot. My one cat meows normally then goes, "Mmmrrrrow mow mow mow mrooooooooow" and my dog whines

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LouiseValliere (2015-10-02 03:59:18)

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Nothing is wrong with my pets at all.

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UnitedUdders (2015-10-02 06:11:16)

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Guinea pig squeaks too much, ferrets are butts and like to destroy stuff.

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