BirdJesus (2014-08-26 22:43:43)

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Has your site been infected with faggots? Well, than this is the guide for you!

You will need:
A Faggot-O-Meter
Your mom
Faggot repellent


Step 1: Find out the faggotry level of your site/yourself using the Faggot-O-Meter. This is the most important step, so make sure faggots don't screw it up.

Step 2: Based on your faggotry level, find the correct treatment.

0 - 99: No action is required. The faggotry level is stable.

100 - 299: Distribute faggot repellent to clean users to stop the faggotry from spreading.

300 - 999: It's best to start banning all of the faggots and distribute faggot repellent to all remaining users.

1,000 - 3,000: It would be wise to take down the site for a while. This should confuse the faggots and make them move to another site.

3,001- 6,000: Your mother is required for this one. She will use her powers to hide the site from other faggots. After this, use faggot repellent to repel faggots currently using the site.

6,001 - 9,000: The site is beyond saving now. You should pull the site down forever.

9,001 or above: The faggots have become linked with you. If you make a new site, they will know and immediately come.

Step 3: Apply the proper treatment. It may take weeks for the faggotry to get back to a stable level.

That's all for this week, folks! Tune in next time to learn how to stop noobs!

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carlos11 (2014-08-26 22:46:23)

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Why haven't the admins done this already?

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Nutsy (2014-08-26 22:46:37)

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You obviously didn't read rule one.

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Trollalot0 (2014-08-26 22:48:09)

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+ God Damn 1 my friend.

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PhantomR (2014-08-26 22:49:43)

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Amazing.

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Jason2k14 (2014-08-26 22:55:09)

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Mhm, mmhm. Quite interesting. *takes notes*

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carlos11 (2014-08-26 22:56:20)

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Just when I thought you couldn't possibly reply to every comment, you pull a MPP.

Congratulations, faggot.

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little5 (2014-08-26 23:37:48)

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This is useless.

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carlos11 (2014-08-26 23:51:25)

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Every thread is "useless".

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Levijw (2014-08-27 01:53:39)

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^

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TFJudoTheScizor (2014-08-27 02:08:37)

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^

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iceman (2014-08-27 02:30:04)

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Faggot asking what a faggot is Smh

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Nin10dude789 (2014-08-27 03:15:33)

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Well, we finally got rid of Spencer.

Now who's our next fgt?

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BirdJesus (2014-08-27 07:03:37)

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@Paige
We usually use it to talk about annoying people and noobs. Rarely does anyone ever use it when talking about homosexuals.

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~Nia~Teppelin~ (2014-08-27 12:37:27)

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This should be sent to the president immediately, he can stop all the faggots.

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