AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-17 15:06:54)

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If you were ever a parent, how would you treat your child? What would be some of the rules the child would have to follow? which plaza user would you marry? How many keeds would you have?

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2014-06-17 22:31:43

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PhantomR (2014-06-17 15:14:35)

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BeatTheHellOutOfTheFgtIfItTouchesMyFood.
I like children, soooooo...
I'd probably take care of it and try not to spoil it...

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Mephistopheles (2014-06-17 15:15:06)

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I'll adopt a bunch of African children and tell the little negros to find me some gold.

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-17 15:31:11)

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EnVyChRis (2014-06-17 15:45:34)

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Dude, I'd have one kid. A son.I'd totes teach him how to be awesome. I might have to adopt if I marry a guy though. I'll adopt a cute Asian boy.

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ayuki (2014-06-17 15:51:51)

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I'd have a kid, in which I'd teach him/her how to be as xXSwegXx as xXxSniparsxXx and invite him/her into the cult of xXxRedditLandxXx where he'd/she'd hang out with the 420blazeitful group of xXxSniparsClanxXx. On the way, I'd teach him/her how to use the MLG cure for AIDS (Mountain Dew and Doritos) and how to be an anti-scrub, eliminating scrubbots everywhere.
and i'd show him/her 4chan
oh and i can't forget the animu and mango

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iceman (2014-06-17 15:56:40)

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Never having a Kid. So this won't be a problem for me.

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PhantomR (2014-06-17 16:10:48)

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I'd marry Lyra.

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BlueBlur (2014-06-17 16:13:49)

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I shall raise 10000 kids and create a new empire.

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little5 (2014-06-17 16:23:29)

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I'd be open to them, give them some privacy, make sure they have good grades, help them, etc.

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carlos11 (2014-06-17 17:07:04)

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One kid. No rules.

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Spector (2014-06-17 17:13:00)

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I'm Glad icemans not having a kid, If I was his kid i'd kill myself by now

I don't care how many kids I have, Or what gender they are, Or who I'll marry. I'll freaking love each and everyone of them and spoil them until I have just enough to pay the bills. I'll be the coolest dad ever.

I also hate when people say they don't want kids, Because their annoying or something. You were once a kid, and just as annoying. Don't be an asshat.

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carlos11 (2014-06-17 17:15:30)

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Ew kids are smelly and annoying, I don't want 'em.

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PhantomR (2014-06-17 17:16:47)

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^ Stop talking about yourself.

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Nin10dude789 (2014-06-17 17:42:38)

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I would like to have a child, but not right now! I'll have my first child after my marrige with my gamer wife. *sighs*

I'll teach him/her play video games, stop playing video games when it's time to stop, and other gaming stuffs.

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