Song_Of_Storms (2013-09-16 12:21:13)

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I was sealed up in my blanket one night and had just eaten the motherload of beans and hotsauce. So obviously, I had some pretty bad gas.
(When I get in bed, my blankets are wrapped around me to an airtight seal)

I moved and part of the seal near my head broke releasing the gas. I nearly died....

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-09-16 15:53:42)

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I farted so hard the building fell down and the gas made the city toxic so we couldn't go in there for 4 months.

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Bean (2013-09-16 20:35:09)

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^ O_O

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Screamer (2013-09-16 22:42:17)

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Share the load.

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CodyP2000 (2013-09-16 22:48:32)

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I was at my friend's birthday party a few months back. I farted so hard I actually sharted. I had a pic of the shart but it was deleted.

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PaRappa_Rappa (2013-09-16 23:44:58)

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I was giving a speech at the end of 5th grade and when I took a bow I farted into the mic...

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Mametchi (2013-09-17 04:47:23)

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My farts don't smell.

Yeah, I'm that womanly.

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SackThing101 (2013-09-18 04:39:49)

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...?

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AgurettiLeaf (2013-09-18 11:19:46)

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Once I put flowers up my ass and farted on them.

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iceman (2013-09-19 06:52:04)

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I farted so bad I am the reason for hurricane Sandy

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PewdiepieParty (2013-09-20 01:05:44)

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^


I haven't laughed so hard in two weeks. All these comments Just crack me up.

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Kammeh (2013-09-20 02:57:15)

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I'm going to bookmark this thread, so whenever I feel depressed I can come here and read all the comments to cheer myself up.

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imawsome12 (2013-09-20 03:21:33)

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i farted and had diareah for 5 hours, causing the massive tsunami that hit indonsia a while back.

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-09-20 05:44:07)

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I ate so much curry and farted at North Korea so hard it pratically destroyed them and ever since they've been asking me to put my farts in a Nuke.

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Jason2k14 (2013-09-20 11:26:44)

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When I grab those Farting chusions and put it under my butt when I'm in some serious buisness meeting, and out comes that massive fart. The whole building starts crashing down, like if it were to be 9/11. So sad. Me and my farting cushions.

I gotta go to School now. Bye.

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