FrequentDeath (2013-05-09 09:47:27)

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"You wish."

What are some of the best comebacks you can think of?

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ShayAtmos (2013-05-09 09:48:22)

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"Yo Mama"

Always works.

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BlueBlur (2013-05-09 09:49:33)

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"Your face"

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FrequentDeath (2013-05-09 09:49:57)

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@ShayAtmos
"I hate you"
"Yo Mama"

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THaT1GuY9001 (2013-05-09 09:56:54)

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"Are you done yet? I'm getting quite bored."

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FrequentDeath (2013-05-09 09:58:05)

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-somebody is giving you a long rant-
"When did you say I get to kill you again?"

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Mercenary (2013-05-09 10:01:34)

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"I know, right?"
Agreeing with someone trying to insult you makes them mad and feel like they failed. -b

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BlueBlur (2013-05-09 10:02:51)

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"Do you even lift bro?"

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FrequentDeath (2013-05-09 10:03:14)

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@Illuminati
Yes.

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Song_Of_Storms (2013-05-09 10:05:18)

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When some's swearing their face off at me, I say:

'Is that the best you got!?'

Or

'Pathetic...'

Or

'You kiss your mother with that mouth?'

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ED (2013-05-09 20:15:00)

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''You're right. ''
''Didn't past 3rd grade?''
''Thanks for telling your life story.''
''Your mother too.''

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Horizon (2013-05-10 01:12:55)

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Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich.

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BlueBlur (2013-05-10 03:59:03)

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I also say "I'll eat your childern" That one works everytime.

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FrequentDeath (2013-05-10 04:01:02)

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Take everything they say as a compliment.

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little5 (2013-05-10 08:45:19)

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1:You're fat
me: Excuse me, but before you start picking on a underweight kids I think you may need to pull the To-Go McDonald's Cheeseburger out your back pocket,

Or

Says the one who's diet is McDonalds, Burger King, McDonalds.



1:yo lip on steroids

Me: Bish, yo body on steroids.. It made it own from all the fat you have. But you still aren't skinny enough because, ya know. Everyday, you eat that McDOnalds,

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